Archive for March, 2006

MMOG… Pong?

screenshot of Multiplayer Pong

Flash-based multiplayer version of a video game classic.

You are arbitrarily placed on one of two sides. Paddle position is determined by the average of where one side’s mouse postions are, as indicated by the glowing blobs behind the paddles. Hypnoptic, time-consuming, and, as the site hilariously states, “humanity has stooped to a new low… Yes, it’s real, and for this I apologize.”

I’ve seen the site get as many as 26 users to a side, 52 players total for a game. It’s like an interactive lava lamp, but that title should go to the trippy Plasma Pong (link via GameSetWatch).


If You Had One Shot…

Like the Eminem song, “if you had one shot, one opportunity, one moment, would you capture it or just slip it away?” 17-year-old high school senior Jason McElwain had one such opportunity and siezed the moment for all it’s worth.

Fuck Rudy, “J-Mac” just 1-Up’d the feel-good story department. Imagine: you’re the team manager for your high school basketball team for all four years. Last game of regular season. With four minutes left and your team up by double-digits, the coach calls for you to go into the game. What do you do? McElwain took the rock and went boku wild: six 3-point shots, 20 points total.

Think about that: his total high school playing career, 4 minutes. And it’s not a minute at the end of one game and another minute at the end of another: one chance to play. Oh yeah, and he’s autistic.

His stats are Reggie Miller-esque. If you’re still player-hatin’, watch the clip and judge for youself (click on the “Related Video” window). NOTE: I apologize for the clip’s sappy, near NBC-level melodramics, but the segment is short and the actual game footage is And1-worthy material.

(If you prefer to download the movie to your desktop, click here and use a media player that can play flv files, like FLV Player)


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