Dumbo gon’ get tore up

Russians love vodka. Is this a stereotype? Yes. But some of them are also giving their animals vodka in order to “keep them warm” during an exceptionally cold winter. Elephants, boars, and camels are tippin’ it back and even Rudolph has a reason to have a red nose now, though my favorite is giving the monkeys cheap table wine 3 times a day. Now that’s class.
I also just realized something magical: -40C is also -40F. In other words, when it’s fucking cold, it’s universal.
